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Hello, and welcome to my website!

My name is Humphrey, and I am a tortoise living in the South East of England. Like most tortoises, I am a bit of a nomad, as I carry my home with me - but only around the garden! Infact, I still live in the same house I was born in, it is only a shell of a place, but I do have a bigger house where I can sleep and entertain my friends.

I love my life, but everything seems to go by so quickly - I can hardly keep up. Sometimes I get so tired from racing around that I feel like I could sleep for months.

Oh, I forgot to say - my two favourite people in the world are Kirsty and Stephen, they are my human friends. I love them so much and I know they love me!

Well, that's enough about me for now. I hope you enjoy my website, it is everything to do my tortoises - and if you LOVE TORTOISES, that means you love me.

Humphrey x